I promise you eternal doubt

She secretly keeps track of who takes what with them should they break up, and he googles moving van rates after an argument. Is it because of their divorced parents? The eternal doubt? Can you really meld anymore in this individualistic society? And how long can Juliet ponder this before her eggs run out? With a firm belief that life can be made, Juliet runs through life like a border collie. Catchy, she sings of the modern dilemmas of thirty-somethings.

Amsterdam-based Juliet has past event conquering hearts with her listening pop songs for ages. She created a furor on social media with her hilariously racy 30-second songs, which earned her millions of views. This is her theatrical debut. Armed with piano and her guitarist Pascal Voorbraak, she shares laugh-out-loud anecdotes, breaks your heart with vulnerable songs and whips you up again with a rock-hard banger.

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